An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first one orders a beer.
The second orders half a beer.
The third, a quarter of a beer.
The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two beers.
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6 Responses to "An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.."
.2 | Danny Smith
December 16th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Sarah Palin is a hottie, milf milf milf.
Wut up homie? Don’t be playing games without me, what is this Fable 2 you speak of???!
I got a PS3 now…woohoo! Hit me back, this is your biggest fan, fat Dan.
Laterz!
3 | Rob
December 16th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Could you pick a more freakin random place to chat up? Nahhh Palin was hot before she opened her mouth, man i’m I glad the US wasn’t quite that stupid! Fable 2 was awesome I finished it last night, was a first person-like RPG, run around killing things then make lots of cash moola, you can choose to be an absolute bastard and kill everyone, or go good.
Ahh don’t mention the PS3 or i’ll have to get one, already be wanting one, I just got a new TV so I can’t justify another shiny thing just yet!
your biggest fan, stan
4 | Danny Smith
December 16th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Exqueeze me! I don’t have fanny fart facebook!
Get a PS3 + COD4 / COD5 and we shall rule the online world once a again!
5 | Rob
December 16th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Well get one eejit! or you got too many skeletons in the closet you don’t want people to see? haha
yeahyeah sounds like a plan, I will prob get one next month and i’ll hit you up. Actually you should get a 360 and get on it, £98 at zavvi can’t go wrong!
“An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don’t have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there’s no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial “Robbie Rocket Pants”.”
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